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9-11 vs. 11-1. Elinor Hoefs tries to figure the long-term effects of 9-11 by looking back at a really bad November day in Lisbon in 1755.

boycowboysm.jpg (2924 bytes)Pseudo-Texans. Editor Doc Cuddy explains how to tell a real Texan from a fake one. Guess which group he says George W. Bush belongs to. Our editor is upset because the world thinks Dubya is the real thing.

Chaos and Comity. Douglas Milburn speculates fairly wildly in the direction of what he, either far-sighted or myopic, calls a meteorology of consciousness.

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The Rape of Chopin. Angus Verspeeten has been fine-tuning his ears, literally. He's here to tell us why your rich uncle's $80,000 Steinway sounds as wrong as your local bar's honky-tonk piano... and what you can do about it.

What Happened to Movies (and Books and Music and Art) That Matter?
HAL9000small.jpg (3212 bytes)Immerse yourself in a brave new world of hi-tech profit, Ceci Lumley says, and next thing you know the world's gotten a whole lot emptier.

fearclintonboisvert20021211sm.jpg (2627 bytes)Out of the Mouths of Babes. Editor Doc Cuddy on why he thinks America--and its leaders--are in total denial and that unacknowledged, raw fear is the elephant in the American room.

headsm.jpg (2448 bytes)Cut 'em Again, Cut 'em Again, Harder, Harder! When parents in America have a baby, and it's a boy, one of the first decisions they have to make at the hospital is: To cut or not to cut. (The infant at the left was being circumcised at the moment of the photograph.) Because of recent studies of the spread of AIDS in Africa, soon parents everywhere may be presented with that terrible choice. Here's what's about to happen.

wpe10.jpg (3024 bytes)Brokeback Mountain: Notes Toward a Review. Scott McComb swims against the tsunami of praise for the gay cowboy movie. Which he judges to be as closeted as the two main characters are.

The Pooh Profits. Douglas Milburn drafts a dreary little memento mori for the 21st century.

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brings hope in troubled times. If your heart needs mending, or maybe a bit of potent sustenance, we've got just the musical fixer-upper for you from the fingers of Valentina Lisitsa...


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forkliftsm.jpg (6545 bytes)"Who ate la plume de ma tante?" Jason Twinhaft on why American deafness to the world's languages has become downright dangerous, and what we should do about it before it's too late.

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The 17th Hole at Sawgrass. Political Editor Lulu Dilworth, using golf as metaphor, finds surprising hope re the much-abused American electorate in these troubled times.

mainstreet1sm.jpg (6304 bytes)Risins.   Oh no. Has Magellan's Log sunk to slightly unsettling whimsical nostalgia? Or could Henry Bob Kulup's little tale of yesteryear be something more, well, parabolic?

What Price Empire? Political editor Lulu Dilworth tries for a clear-eyed look at present American (and global) reality. Sadly, she's reminded of the lovely summer of 1914.

The Dangers of Hope: 20th Century Propaganda and the Rise of American Theocracy
Katherine Ozanic on American naivity, gullibility, and myopia when faced with the unexpected fragility of our own version of hope.

earthhurricanandrewenhancedvsm.jpg (2459 bytes)"Are They Worth Saving?" We intercept transmission of the minutes from a high-level meeting on board a UFO stationed on the other side of the sun. The topic? Us, specifically whether we are worth bothering about any longer. The discussion is frank, and not pretty.

America the Disjunctive:
Musings on Alienated Children.
Jason Twinhaft vents considerable spleen on what he sees as the huge difference between American pretense and American reality.


atswimsm.gif (5905 bytes)At Work, One Writer. Sylvia Sikeston finds what she thinks is the first masterpiece of the new millennium, Jamie O'Neill's massive, difficult, brave, inspired At Swim, Two Boys, and is at some pains to tell us why it's a great novel.

The Willed Suspension of BELIEF. Danger! Danger! Ideas ahead! The reader may be required to THINK! Douglas Milburn heads out into the tricky waters of belief and disbelief.

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Time Travel! Read shocking fragments from a 42nd-century encyclopedia.
Montages de l'Empire. 25 good ol' songs and images.
Myra Breckinridge.
The Texas Tao.
Ten Words. Anyone for fiction?
MLMPI. The Magellan's Log Multi-phasic Personality Inventory Test.

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The Humanity and Elegance of an Antique Computer Game.
Regressing like crazy, we offer our appreciation of a 20-year-old video game that sold only 30,000 copies in its day but is far from forgotten...

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Reacting to a mind-expand- ing essay by Lennard Davis, Doc Cuddy shouts, "Hallelujah! 21st century, here we come!"

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or Bust
. Our editor, his own self, sets out to track down some 400-year-old pictures (in Kansas City and Cleveland) for reasons we'll leave to him to explain.

Cel-a St-ll Sh-ts. Nimo Calardic takes us far below the surface of 9-11, probing for the unpleasant truth behind the trauma. Not for the weak of stomach.

Springtime in Weimar. Cassandra, our in-house prophet- without-an-audience is at it again, casting yarrow stalks or whatever. Not a pretty picture.

Demonocracy.
LAMBS4sm.GIF (9193 bytes) Jack Xamis coins a word to name a disease he thinks is eating at the heart of America and suggests that the least of our problems is, we think we have 1984 behind us.

Cosmography Is Destiny. In another of his wild-blue-yonder speculations Temple Duciel suggests that we pay a high price when we forget we're children of both a violent planet and a violent universe.

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6. Johnny Got His Gun.
7. Ora Shay, Token Republican.
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After three years Magellan’s Log is nearing what seems to be a state of completion, if such a large, variegated structure can ever be said to be complete.
From the beginning, as I’ve said elsewhere, I thought of the undertaking in architectural terms: a place (it is after all a "site") occupied by a large building or a group of buildings, a cyber-compound if you like, of various sizes, styles, and purposes. That metaphor still holds, but lately I’ve also begun to think of it as a tapestry, after the Renaissance model, full of detail and imagery, many smaller stories converging on one larger narrative.
Given the stated editorial stance ("culture—counterculture—anti-culture"), the narrative turned out to be quite a bit more complex than I expected at the start. Though I wanted to do both the serious and the silly, I was more than once overtaken by events and wound up with more-—and more cutting—satire than I expected. As the turn-of-the-millennium world became yinner, I found myself becoming yanger, and vice-versa. The serious stuff is quite serious, the silly stuff quite silly, and the satire, well, the satire strove ever more mightily to follow the dark path of wisdom through ridicule where few show the way as directly as Dean Swift.
Magellan’s Log, in this state of near-completion, is now yours for the wandering. Whether you see it as architecture or tapestry or just another web site really doesn’t matter. What matters here, as in the world, far more often than we want to admit, is serendipity.
Wander, please, explore the nooks, the crannies, the crevices, the hopefully lovely small chambers, the occasional vast hall, and now and then the carefully plotted distant vista that opens through the occasional aural or visual window.
I will no doubt make additions (and emendations), which will be duly entered in the "What’s New" page, but no more new issues, I think. Fifty-eight is just enough.
Access is easy. Use the categories at the top of the page. Go to the various issues directly to the left. Or immerse yourself in the site search engine at the bottom. May the goddess of serendipity smile on you in your walks through Magellan’s Log as often as she did on me in the making of it.
                                                                                                                      --Douglas Milburn
                                                                                                                        Houston, July 2002.

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