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"Is the voyage worth making that does not enhance awareness of our shared humanity?"
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Cole paintings. Thomas Cole, with music. Pretty is as pretty does.

Take 10 Turner paintings. Combine them with 10 pretty good midi's, and give your eyes and ears a treat.

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Blinded by the Night
Further proof of our on-going commitment to low-bandwidth Texas mysticism: Joey Ancaster combines simple gif animations and 2.5 minutes of Chopin to good effect.

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We invited a couple of staffers to un-rein their imaginations and create some worlds where we could go exploring. They came up with nine new planets (with midi's).

The Discriminating Mind
Does the burdensome practice of judging bring annoyance and weariness? You bet your Doc Martens it does.

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Ballade for a Piano
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How two miracle-workers in Pasadena, Texas, gave a gift of music to the 21st century--and beyond. With photographs.

jukeboxmed.JPG (23758 bytes)The Bad Midi Jukebox. There are good midi's, there are interesting midi's, and then there are these.

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The Texas Zen Hymnbook.
That old-, old-, old-time religion. Sort of. 38 hymns, with midis.

cactussmall.jpg (7205 bytes)SALTLICK. Douglas Milburn takes us on a mind trip, using good words from across the ages to get at a certain stillness which, he argues, we all carry with us all the time but which we often forget about. It's a turn-of-the-millennium approach to meditation that we haven't seen the likes of anywhere: Saltlick.

Alleviate despair.
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Against Sepsis in a Time of Contagion. The doctor says, "Take twelve minutes of Bach and a hundred square meters of stained glass and call me in the morning..."

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Once upon a time, 19 staff members set out to write 19 short stories. And then...

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Hsin Hsin Ming:
Two Translations
Once again, fearlessly into the wilds of metaphysics, as we post two translations side by side of one of our favorite Zen documents, creating a page which, we modestly suggest, is a seeker's delight.

Confusing Entanglements
A few words to the wiser from the mountains of China 1,500 years ago (with midi).

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Our editor, his own self, sets out to track down some 400-year-old pictures for reasons we'll leave to him to explain.

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A Day in Pennsylvania.
Fallingwater/Shanksville.

The Texas Tao.
One of our more crazed writers once spend many a night lurking beside Interstate highways, eavesdropping on truckers (and others) via CB radios. This is his report.
                         More Travel >>

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Publisher's Note:
wpe15.jpg (898 bytes)Against my best money-making advice, staff members persist in occasional outbursts of what they refer to as "p----y" (even they can't call it by name). I keep telling them: The path to penury is paved with p----y. Do they listen? No. All I can do is alert the unwary reader with the little death's head, which in this context means: Warning! P----y Ahead!  Here, for example.
            Belding Sprigg, Publisher
            Magellan's Log

wpe15.jpg (898 bytes)Tree Talks. Take one crazed West Texas boy who's ashamed of writing p----y. Have him pretend to be a 2,000-year-old Chinese person who talks to trees, and this is what you wind up with.

The Helios Cycle
wpe15.jpg (898 bytes)In case talking to trees is not weird enough for you, how about talking to, well, you know, the sun? What do you expect from a, well, you know, p-o-e-t.
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1. Penises on Parade. (Go figure.)
2. Germans R Us.
3. Filicide.
4. Best Midi's.
5. Saltlick.
6. Johnny Got His Gun.
7. Ora Shay, Token Republican.
8. Bye-bye, Best Products.
9. Myra Lives!
10. Is Masturbation a Sin Against God?

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Time Travel! Read shocking fragments from a 42nd-century encyclopedia.
Montages de l'Empire. 25 good ol' songs and images.
Myra Breckinridge.
The Texas Tao.
Ten Words. Anyone for fiction?
MLMPI. The Magellan's Log Multi-phasic Personality Inventory Test.

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Zen Centerfolds. Explanation, 55, 69, 72, 74, 75, 77, 80, 86, 87, 93, 94, 96, 102.

Montages de l'Empire. 25 good ol' American songs, plus 25 good ol' American collages = a purty good summary of where we've been, where we are, and where we're headed.

Les Heures du Mal. The 15th century had its "books of hours." Now the 21st century has one.
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Thunderclaps. Chardo Blue Plains's Timely tips on disappearing.

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Disturbingly silent for several years, Cassandra, our staff prophet, returns and, having boned up on entrails or whatever it is she does, issues a storm warning such as you'll never see on either CNN or The Weather Channel.

Myra Breckinridge. Before George Washington was, Myra is. Myra of such insights as, "Nothing is what it seems, and what nothing seems is false." To which we can only add, "Myra lives, Myra lives."

Chiliastic Hideon. A very special page (with its own logo yet) where we put stuff that for one reason or the other doesn't fit anywhere else. Given the strangeness of "anywhere else" in this magazine, you can imagine that we're talking here about material that is well beyond fear and trembling, not to mention being and nothingness.
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Click here to be whisked to a random page in our vast archives.
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"Giving well is the best revenge."
Because of reader demand, we have reverted to the 20th century. Remember ink? Remember paper. Gifts for yourself, and for any of your friends who are still awake and thinking. Books (and a couple of CDs) drawn from the sometimes boistrous, sometimes beautiful pages of Magellan's Log. Click here for more info.

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Special Offering
A limited print-run of signed images from Issue 70, Montages de l'empire, is now available. Click here for more information about this unique opportunity for far-sighted collectors of cyber-art.

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After three years Magellan’s Log is nearing what seems to be a state of completion, if such a large, variegated structure can ever be said to be complete.
From the beginning, as I’ve said elsewhere, I thought of the undertaking in architectural terms: a place (it is after all a "site") occupied by a large building or a group of buildings, a cyber-compound if you like, of various sizes, styles, and purposes. That metaphor still holds, but lately I’ve also begun to think of it as a tapestry, after the Renaissance model, full of detail and imagery, many smaller stories converging on one larger narrative.
Given the stated editorial stance ("culture—counterculture—anti-culture"), the narrative turned out to be quite a bit more complex than I expected at the start. Though I wanted to do both the serious and the silly, I was more than once overtaken by events and wound up with more-—and more cutting—satire than I expected. As the turn-of-the-millennium world became yinner, I found myself becoming yanger, and vice-versa. The serious stuff is quite serious, the silly stuff quite silly, and the satire, well, the satire strove ever more mightily to follow the dark path of wisdom through ridicule where few show the way as directly as Dean Swift.
Magellan’s Log, in this state of near-completion, is now yours for the wandering. Whether you see it as architecture or tapestry or just another web site really doesn’t matter. What matters here, as in the world, far more often than we want to admit, is serendipity.
Wander, please, explore the nooks, the crannies, the crevices, the hopefully lovely small chambers, the occasional vast hall, and now and then the carefully plotted distant vista that opens through the occasional aural or visual window.
I will no doubt make additions (and emendations), which will be duly entered in the "What’s New" page, but no more new issues, I think. Fifty-eight is just enough.
Access is easy. Use the categories at the top of the page. Go to the various issues directly to the left. Or immerse yourself in the site search engine at the bottom. May the goddess of serendipity smile on you in your walks through Magellan’s Log as often as she did on me in the making of it.
                                                                                                                      --Douglas Milburn
                                                                                                                        Houston, July 2002.

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