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"Giving well is the best revenge."
  --Douglas Milburn.

 

geniusalerttitlesm.jpg (14646 bytes)In this age of hyperbolic mediocrity, it's harder and harder to remember that true excellence is possible. We've got a candidate for you, in the person of a 20-year-old Dutch-Russian pianist.

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tenbestmapsm.jpg (6837 bytes)The 10 11 12 13 14 15 Best Things to Do in America (and the 10 Worst Also)
Ceci Lumley avoids the tourist magnets and lists her favorite places to go and experiences to have (along with 10 things to miss). The reader should understand, for Ceci the ideal traveller is 1) sensitive, and 2) uninhibited.

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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love.
              --Jonathan Swift.

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Blue Red
Three wee sentences to help with today's synaptic re-wiring... You're welcome.

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Zen Centerfold 96
Tyrants keep on tyranting, the greedy keep on greedying, the violent keep on violenting, and, wtf, here we go again into the tame blue yonder... (Slideshow with midi [3:59]).

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Our automotive editor drags out his old crystal ball, takes a look, and finds (ready?) hope. Not once, but twice.

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See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.
       --George W. Bush, May 24, 2005.

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Languages & Landscapes
Horticulture editor has been reading Chomsky. Or maybe not. Something has caused her to wax, um, poetic.

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The Other F-word
Of course it can't happen here (f - scism, we mean), but just to be sure we've devised a little test to help you check up on our leaders.

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Karl Rove, Machiavelli, and Me
Doc Cuddy ponders the sea of troubles around Karl Rove and predicts what Boy Genius has in store for us.

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"Giving well is the best revenge."
Gifts for yourself, and for any of your friends who are still awake and thinking. All drawn from the sometimes boistrous, sometimes beautiful pages of Magellan's Log. Click here for more info.

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To be stupid, selfish and have good health are the three requirements of happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
              --Gustave Flaubert.

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Super-insanities
junkball.jpg (52131 bytes)The staff has been slaving over a hot Internet again, collecting yet more examples of human behavior and misbehavior. Enter at your own risk.

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Constitutional Amendments
Now that Texas has banned gay marriage, our civic-minded staff has come up with a list of future constitutional amendments to further improve the quality of life in the direction of The Founders' original intent. The non-Texan reader will not that these amendments can be easily adapted to other states.

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wpeA.jpg (3367 bytes)American Tragedy: The Hubris of King George. Doc Cuddy looks to the ancient Greeks for help in understanding the present mess. His conclusion? Act III is upon us and what at times has looked like a comedy is headed toward tragedy.

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Religion is dogmatic. Politics is ideological. Reason must be logical. But literature has the privilege of being equivocal. The quality of doubt in a novel is perhaps a manner of telling us that since authorship (and thus authority) are uncertain and susceptible of many explanations, so it goes with the world itself.
--Carlos Fuentes, Speech at the Berlin Literature Festival, Sept. 6, 2005.

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What, Me Wise???
Henry Bob Kulup puts his finger on the fatal flaw (unbridled power) that brought Marxism to its knees and then turns to the fatal flaw (unbridled greed) now plaguing global capitalism.

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Hollow Homeland
Douglas Milburn ponders history and the Bush administration's idea of "homeland", and laments the New Orleans speech that was never given.

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How Dysfunctional Is Your Country?
As yet another of our contributions to global understanding and improvement, the staff has come up with ten statements, a sort of quickie checklist to see how the old homeland is doing, functionality-wise.

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