
Thomas Cole: The Course of Empire, Desolation
(1836).
How
Soon?
by Cassandra, Staff Prophet
Ed. Note:
Prophecy-wise, we keep our big hitter in the dugout until we really need her.
As the Fugs used to say, "Its five minutes to twelve, and theres a madman
at the wheel."
What better time to bring Cassandra, our prophetess-supreme, once more to the plate,
knowing that she swings for the fences and usually makes it.
For those whose Greek mythology is rusty: Our girl has named herself after the tragic
ancient figure who was given the gift of prophecy by the gods but with just one limitation
(those gods!): She would speak the truth but no one would believe her.
Cassandra Speaks:
Come, my dears, into my time machine. Lets retreat to, oh, say,
1905, a mere hundred years ago. The British Empire is at its peak, wealth continues to
roll into London.
There are just a couple of problems.
Down in the southern tip of Africa 450,000 British
troops are bogged down in what came to be known as the Boer War. Theyre having real
problems with (you ready?) an insurgency that just wont give up.
The other problem? Its two-fold. Over to the
east Germany is booming and threatening the Brits industrial supremacy. Similarly,
to the west the upstart United States is going great guns (so to speak).
Is this sounding just a bit familiar? Substitute
"Iraq" for "Boer", and instead of Germany and the US plug in
"China" and "India" and youve pretty well got the present pickle
created by five years of so-called governance by George W. Bush et al.
You know all that already, dont you, my
dears. You dont read Cassandra for re-hashings of the past, now do you? You want to
know whats coming next, yes?
No. Believe me, you dont.
You dont want to hear about toppling
skyscrapers on a scale that will render the awful images of 9-11 as so much childs
play. You dont want to hear about coastal flooding on a scale that will make of the
2004 tsunami but a dim memory. And you certainly dont want to hear about atomic,
biological and chemical problems unleashed by our so-called leaders which, within a matter
of a few years, will reduce the human population of the earth by, oh, say 80%, do you?
Of course you dont. Neither do I. The
difference between us is, I have no choice. I see these things coming. You dont, and
you certainly have better things to do with your time than to read the mouth-frothings of
a grumpy seeress whom nobody pays attention to anyway.
You have a choice, so you might as well stop
reading now. Because its only going to get worse. A lot worse.
* * *
Still here? My, my.
My antique forebear, once she started mouthing off
2,500 years ago, was generally hustled off to her hellenistic bedchamber and told to keep
her trap shut.
But here we are 2,000 years later, me tuned to the
future and you tuned to me.
Very well. If youre sure you want to
know
What you are headed for, my dears, is the end of
civilization as you know it. Along with the earth as you know it.
Its that simple.
You people! You thought, for one example,
"Dr. Strangelove" was about the mad and the inept. You were right. What you have
continuously failed to realize is that mostly the world is run by 1) the mad, and 2) the
inept. Lets call them the M&I.
Decades and trillions of dollars have been spent
the M&I developing oh-so-clever destructive devices. You think, when serious push
comes to serious shove, planet-wise, they (the M&I) arent going to finally let
their twitching fingers push those big red buttons?
Of course they are.
You think Mother Earth is going to just go on
letting the M&I throw her lovely, billion-year equilibrium out of whack?
Of course shes not.
Put those two factors together and you get the end
of 1) civilization and 2) the earth as you know them.
Lest you get all sanctimonious, my dears, because
you 1) read the "right" books, or 2) worship at and support the
"right" church, or 3) subscribe to "Consumer Reports", you are all,
everyone of you, implicated.
Many of you think you are "just". Few of
you actually think you are "unjust." Doesnt matter a whit, my dears.
Hard times, way beyond anything your granddaddy
knew in the Great Depression, are acoming, and those cold, acid rains are going to fall on
the "just" and the "unjust" alike.
80%, my dears. Thats the number.
The bad news is that five billion are going to
perish very unpleasantly.
The good news is that one billion will survive.
The bad news, for all you millennialists and
primitive religionists and Darwinian capitalists, is that the world those survivors will
create will be as different from your present reality as your present reality is from the
world of hunters and gatherers ca. 10,000 BCE.
You listening? Nope, of course not.
You doing anything? Nope, of course not.
The good news for me is that that distant world
will not only be one in which such nonsensicalities as money, idol-worship, and Diet
Sprite will be gone. It will also be a world which will pay somewhat closer attention to
my future progeny.
Cassandras you shall always have with you.
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