There it is, folks.

The Magellan's Log bumper sticker
for Campaign 2004!

When you see it, say,
"Beebee-teetee!"

When you say it, think,
"Banish Bush To Texas!"

The Europeans shipped Napoleon off to Santa Helena
and he was never heard from again.
We're way overdue to ship ol' Dubya
off to Crawford and points west
where he and Laura can be
the toast of the Texas country-club circuit
and live happily ever after on their ill-gotten gains.

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on your very own vehicle. Only $2.50:

Order 5 bumper stickers for your friends. Only $10:

Or 10 for $17.50

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