Tasteless Jokes 74

What is better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.

Why do Republicans never take their cats to the beach?
The cats keep trying to bury them with sand.

Why do men who are bankers make better lovers?
Because they know that there is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

What does American beer and making love in a small row-boat have in common?
They are both fucking close to water.

What is the difference between God and a Republican?
God doesn't think he's a Republican.

What do you have if you’re holding two fuzzy green balls in the palm of your hand?
Kermit's undivided attention.

What’s the difference between hard and dark?
It stays dark all night long.

Why does it take a million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop for directions.