by Michelle Furr

CRAZY QUOTES

Talk, talk, talk. So many words. If you start examining all the words for quality, the net is no different from any other human activity: 99.99% garbage, 0.01% good stuff.

We've been saving some of the good quotes we've run across. All you have to do is match the beginnings (immediately below) with the ends (farther below). Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry, and some both.

1. Meditation is not __________________________
                                                                                   --Anonymous.

2. Only the shallow __________________________
                                                                                   --Oscar Wilde.

3. Liberty is the right __________________________
                                                                                   --Albert Camus.

4. Great spirits have always encountered __________________________
                                                                                                               --Albert Einstein.

5. The only unnatural sexual act is __________________________
                                                                                                         --Alfred Kinsey.

6. We don’t see things as they are; __________________________
                                                                                                              --Anais Nin.

7. My life has a superb cast __________________________
                                                                                              --Ashleigh Brilliant.

8. Is life an illusion, __________________________
                                                                                  --Andrew Lawson.

9. Most of the evils of life arise from __________________________
                                                                                                               --Blaise Pascal.

10. Everyone has talent at twenty-five; __________________________
                                                                                                                  --Edgar Degas.

11. Patriotism is __________________________
                                                                               --Oscar Wilde.

12. History is not what happened, __________________________
                                                                                                          --Anonymous.

13. If God had meant for us to go about naked, __________________________
                                                                                                                          --Anonymous.

14. If you can’t say anything good about someone, ______________________
                                                                                              --Alice Roosevelt Longworth.

15. Under Capitalism, man exploits man; __________________________
                                                                                                       --John Kenneth Galbraith.

a.  . . . but I can’t figure out the plot.
b.  . . . but what was written down.
c.  . . . know themselves.
d.  . . . man’s being unable to sit still in a room.
e.  . . . not to lie.
f.  . . . or does it just seem that way?
g.  . . . sit right here by me.
h.  . . . that which you cannot perform.
i.  . . . the difficulty is to have it at fifty.
j.  . . . the virtue of the vicious.
k.  . . . under Communism, it’s just the opposite.
l.  . . . violent opposition from mediocre minds.
m.  . . . we see them as we are.
n.  . . . we would have been born that way.
o.  . . . what you think.

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