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The Magellan's
Log Guide:
Millennial Culture-at-a-glance
by Scott
McComb
So many cultures, almost as many and almost as
loud-mouthed as the Christian
sects. And almost as bothersome.
Since Magellan's Log advertises
itself as the magazine of culture, counter-culture, and anti-culture, we
thought it might be helpful to give a few specific examples. Along with a few handy little
culture rating systems. Take a look and see if this doesn't ease your life down to the
level of two Advils per day, one Viagra per week, and only three maxed-out credit card per
month.
Cultural
Examples for the Misbegotten:
A. Culture:
1. Extremely High Culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
2. High Culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
3. Low-High Culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
4. Middle Culture.
Example 1.
Example 2. << Do not click here if you are offended by
nudity.
5. Low Culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
6. Low-Low Culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
7. Abysmal Culture (The Absolute Pits).
Example 1.
Example 2.
Example 3.
B. Counter-culture:
1. Old Counter-culture.
Example 1.
Example 2. (154K)
2. Current Counter-culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
3. Future Counter-culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
C. Anti-Culture:
1. Old Anti-culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
2. Current Anti-culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
3. Future Anti-culture.
Example 1.
Example 2.
The
Official Magellan's Log Culture Rating Systems.
The Official Magellan's Log Religious Culture
Rating System.
The Official Magellan's Log
Scientific Culture Rating System.
The Official Magellan's Log
Post-modernist Culture Rating System.
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