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"Giving well is the best
revenge." |
"Are They Worth
Saving?"
 We intercept
transmission of the minutes from a high-level meeting on board a UFO stationed on the
other side of the sun. The topic? Us, specifically whether we are worth bothering about
any longer. The discussion is frank, and not pretty.
Audio-Visual Enema
The world has been too much with us in this issue. Having vented sufficient spleen, let us not clean out the eyes and ears with a
bit of Bach.
The New Revised
Ten Commandments
Our own super-secret (you should pardon the expression) Deep Throat inside the White House
has passed on a shocking memo Karl Rove to 43. It seems Karl believes he's been in direct contact with the Big
Guy in the Sky.
As the Twig Is Bent
 Our
intrepid team of investigative reporters has been out unearthing the favorite childhood
toys of the present Republican leadership. Our intrepid team of psychoanalysts looks at
what they found and explains why you should be worried,
very worried.
After Edward Hopper
Our humor editor may be in trouble. This is
funny? (Slideshow with mid; 2:32).
Tips on Empire-Building
 Though the burgeoning American Empire is obviously already highly
successful, we've been studying history and have come up with a few small imperialist tweaks based on the British
experience.
How to Make Soccer Really
Popular on American TV
Magellan's Log, modestly, offers a simple
solution to help American media make big bucks from the world's most boring sport.
Zen
Centerfold No. 2
with midi by Angus Verspeeten.
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Warning! Poetry ahead. All except the most
despairing should avoid and seek lighter fare.
Midi Delight
Enough with words. Give half your brain a break and immerse yourself in 11 of our best midi's from the last few issues.
Lest We Forget
A brief, factual reminder of the rocky road our
present maximum leader, son of privilege that he is, has had to travel to get to the top.
Skitatatuk Speaks:
Communiqué No. 364,913
The world's only foul-mouthed spirit guide puts in one of his increasingly infrequent
appearances. Language warning: tender ears
should prepare to be assaulted.
Ear Manna
from Heaven
 Sawyer Brown goes ga-ga over satellite radio. His ears appear to be in a
state of permanant ecstasy so we're not sure how much you should trust his over-the-top
enthusiasm. But here's his pitch.
Ta-ta, La-la Land!
 Ora Shay, our garrulous Token Republican,
returns for another shot at everything that's not Right with America. This time she's got the whole of California in her
sights.
H20
"Simplify, simplify," somebody said. "Only connect," somebody else
(E.M. Forster, actually) said. Sounds good to us, so with a hint from Thales, here's
our contribution. Slideshow with midi (3:27).
 Brainteasers 57.
Tasteless Jokes 57.
Kulchur Kwiz 807.
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