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Editor's Note: The gods either smiled or frowned and Magellan's Log 20 turned into a fiction issue, something we haven't done before and don't expect to do again.

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The Challenge: Out of the million or so words in English, a writer gets ten words at random and has to create a short story using all ten words meaningfully and seamlessly. The staff, sweating, turned in one new story per day for 15 days. How well did they do? See the Ten Words introduction for more details.

1. How I Inadvertently Redecorated the Church of St. Stephen in Montenegro, by Sawyer Brown. What happens if a second-rate pianist gets out of the way of his fingers.

2. The Initiator,
by Pedkop Bambera. The vanishing American appears in Natchez, and then vanishes again.

3. One Hundred Square Inches of Blue Sky,
by Michelle Furr. The problems of being a celebrity's child, 200 years ago.

4. Petrov the Good,
by Ceci Lumley. Sneaking one past the Nazis in a Russian ghetto.

5. White Elephant,
by Robert Odom. Even a great man's remains may smell to high heaven.

6. The Calhoun Cure,
by Rean Rhyne. Psychedelics to the rescue when the human daemon refuses to shut up.

7. Marion Beauregard Flagler's Last Day,
by Sylvia Sikeston. Give 'em long enough and even bigots may have second thoughts.

8. Dangers of the Orgasm,
by Temple Duciel. Hot sex in a small room. Nerve ain't got nothing on us.

9. My Career in Art, by Jerden Purmort. We tip our hat to the wacky world of painting in NYC.

10. Dragstrip Porsche, by Angus Verspeeten. You never know what may happen when you put the pedal to the metal in a $100,000 car.

11. Hover Craft, by J.M. Pyka. Ghostly thoughts from a spirit who just won't let go.

12. Sleepy Lobster, by Douglas Milburn. A lonely life by the South China Sea breeds one very large heart.

13. Treehuggers at 10, by Diebold Essen. Your friendly local newscast ventures into metaphysics.

14. Milles Boners, by Doc Cuddy. Our editor has a bit of fictitious fun at the expense of our publisher.

15. Shade, by Maurice Fitznuggly. A ghostly meeting on the Italian coast where Caravaggio disappeared.

16. The Rebel of Orange County, by Edward Hothi. A "daymare" of life in the Southland.

17. The Malvern Hills, by Sylvia Sikeston. This green and sceptered isle...

18. The Golden Mean of Marfa, by Elinor Hoefs. When you get what you want, you don't always get what you want.

19. Rez Rape, by Bloce Kaibab. The Vanishing American vanishes again.


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Tehuacana:
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lizard.gif (2316 bytes)If you haven't tried reading metafiction, here's your chance. Tehuacana is a visionary novel that moves from the hard scrabble farm fields of central Texas to the World War I battlefields of France to hallucinatory experiences in the Chihuahua Desert of Mexico. You're inside the head of a person at the moment of death, and you can choose in what order you will review the memory fragments of your life. Metafiction, and multimedia, with graphics and music. (~250 pages)

Old! Old!
couple.gif (1302 bytes)Jeez, what won't these guys think of next? A 200-year-old, polymorphously perverse novel, Lucinda, by Friedrich Schlegel. First modern English translation of a book that was a scandalous best-seller in its day. Where else but Magellan's Log can you find really strange esoterica like this? (~80 pages)

The Texas Tao
Is it fiction? Is it philosophy? Is it a study of the sociology of the Interstate Highway System? Is it a writer's hifalutin excuse to string together his favorite dirty jokes? We don't know. All we know is we've never read anything like it. See what you think.

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Tasteless Jokes.

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