Are You an Internet
Sex Addict?
Are you doing your part to support this burgeoning industry? Take this little test and rate yourself. 1. How many jpg or gif files do you have on your hard drive
that you wouldn't want your mother to know you have? 2. How many hours per week do you spend in newsgroups whose
names start with the words "alt.binaries"? 3. In the last month how many times have you masturbated
while online? 4. How often do you read Andrea Nemerson's sex column in the
San Francisco Bay Guardian? 5. How often do you use the online video chat capabilities
of the Internet (programs such as CU-SeeMe)? 6. Do you subscribe to a commercial age-verifying Internet
service (such as AdultCheck)? 7. How often has someone walked into the room and you had to
scramble to keep them from seeing what you were looking at (other than a game) on the
Internet? 8. Do you keep a box of Kleenex, a supply of lubricant,
and/or a vibrator near your computer? 9. How many online, realtime orgasms have you had involving
people in chat rooms or live video feeds? 10. Compared to your real world sex life, how would you rate
your online sex life? 11. Have you ever done a search on any of these keywords:
"world's biggest dick," "transsexuals in Thailand," "animal
sex," "Britney Spears naked," "American Sunbathing Association,"
"xxx cartoons," "xxx animated gifs" ? 12. With people on how many continents have you had
cybersex? 13. How many semen stains are on (or around) your keyboard? 14. What is the diagonal measurement of your monitor? 15. How many times have you been kicked out of a chat room
for sexually inappropriate language?
Give yourself 1 point for each (a) answer, 2 for each (b), 3 for each (c), 4 for each (d). 15-23: You are exactly the kind
of person Freud had in mind when he came up with the theory of repression. END How many voices of humor and hope
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