Question No. 5:
I’m thinking of buying a Ford Excursion, the largest SUV,
the one that weighs three tons. Should I?
By all means. The fact that you would even consider the possibility means that your greed is so powerful that you might as well go ahead and write off this life.
Why just one? If you’re going to guzzle gas and pollute the atmosphere, do it up right. We hear some Ford dealers offer a 10% discount for bulk buyers (get it?).
If you do, be sure you get the darkest possible tinted glass option to avert the hate stares from intelligent people.
Of course. While you’re at it, have the dealer paint the name "Enola Gay" on doors.
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