Magellan's Log Copyright © 2006 Texas Chapbook Press
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Beginner's Guide to Life on Earth
1. No secret is worth keeping.
2. No god is worth anyone's life.
3. No answer is correct.
4. Yea-sayers and nay-sayers are equally wrong.
5. Penises and vaginas work equally well in
all combinations.
6. Leaders, like language, are a necessary evil.
7. Stasis and change are equally illusory.
8. Time is a useful, temporary diversion.
9. Space is as unthinkable as no-space.
10. You are always home free.