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"Giving well is the best revenge."
  --Douglas Milburn.

 

Anniversary Issue!
7 Years! 4,500 Pages!
250,000 Readers Per Month!
How has a crazy upstart online magazine from Texas with the word "mysticism" above its logo and that publishes reams of Swiftian satire along with beautiful multimedia stuff plus thoughtful cultural and political analysis plus p----y achieved such success? Beats all git out, dudn't it?

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PS, I Love You!
Jason Twinhaft is fed up with old-school film photographers putting down digital cameras and their software. Result: a hymn of praise for (ready?) Photoshop.

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Our handy guide to what the problem is behind 5,000 years of "history" and how to fix it. Complete with clip-n-save pocket card.

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Seven years of Magellan's Log, and somehow we've whittled our 22,000 images down to 40 photos. Enjoy.

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Kulchur Kwotient No. 810
Amazing how many ways the staff can find to fiddle while Rome burns. Here, for example, is another of our absolutely worthless little trivia quizzes.

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Mysterious Barricades
Retinal relaxtion: a 300-year-old piece of harpsichord music plus 16 photos. Slideshow with mp3 (3:00).

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Homophobia in the White House
Editor Doc Cuddy changes a few phrases in George Bush's anti-gay-marriage speech to reveal the depth of hatred, irrationality, and prejudice hiding behind the president's words.

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Publisher's Note:
wpe15.jpg (898 bytes)Against my best money-making advice, staff members persist in occasional outbursts of what they refer to as "p----y" (even they can't call it by name). I keep telling them: The path to penury is paved with p----y. Do they listen? No. All I can do is alert the unwary reader with the little death's head, which in this context means: Warning! P----y Ahead!

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Texas Atonement
Looking ahead to 2009, Jerden Purmort envisions an act of contrition that Texans might undertake as penance for having given the world not one, but two Bushes.

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DADDY
wpe15.jpg (898 bytes)According to H.B. Kulup, it's always Father's Day, which, as Mr. K. explains, is not necessary a fact worth celebrating.

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What if, in past centuries, there had been in Internet site like Flickr, except it was not for photography but for painting? Welcome to PIK-chur.com >>

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C L A R I T Y
One person's clarity is another person's montages. Or even 70 montages, with an aural overlay of Alkan's delightful, underplayed carnival of a dozen or so animals, "The Festival of Aesop." Slideshow with midi (9:05).

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Rapunzel Redux
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brings hope in troubled times. If your heart needs mending, or maybe a bit of potent sustenance, we've got just the musical fixer-upper for you from the fingers of Valentina Lisitsa...

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Yes, once again the staff has been fiddling while Rome burns, collecting sites where you too can waste time that would be better spent trying to fix, well, America.

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Invitation to an Illusion
wpe15.jpg (898 bytes)Risking future employment (see warning, below left), Ceci Lumley ventures forth with ten lines of non-prose.

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WHEREZIT?
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