Nicaragua was practice.
Florida was the real thing.

IT AIN'T OVER TILL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES.

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."
                                           --Joseph Stalin.

Don't Blame Me.
I voted for Gore... I Think.

UNPRESIDENTED!

Jews for Buchanan.

What popular vote? I voted. Didn't matter.

My parents retired to Florida
and all I got was this lousy President.

DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE…
LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU.

Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.

To you, I'm a drunk driver.
To my friends, I'm presidential material!

One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)

I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER.

The election isn't broken.
We just fixed it.

The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you (choke).

Banana Republicans.

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

The last time somebody listened to a Bush,
people wandered in the desert for 40 years.

Campaign spending:
$184,000,000.
Having your little brother rig the election for you:
Priceless.

George W. Bush: Not Just a Crackhead Anymore.

Re-elect Gore in 2004.

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