ACROSS

1.   Urinate.
3.   None of your --- business!
6.   Homeroom (abbrev.).
9.   Common family name.
10.   Writer with lots of good parts.
11.   Kilobyte (abbrev.).
13.   Possess.
15.   South Carolina (apprev.).
16.   Famous dirty movie (2 wds).
18.   Breasts.
20.   Adam's exclamation on coming.
22.   Connects hand and shoulder.
23.   Tiny balls of you-know-what adhering to hairs around the anus.
25.   3.1416.
26.   Why scoutmasters become scoutmasters.
28.   To not have something that is needed.
31.   Funny, often dirty poem.
33.   Republicans are generally quite ---- up.
34.   Electromagnetic (abbrev.).
35.   See 26 across.
38.   Smell of unwashed, uncut penis.
39.   To have the drizzly ---; to have diarrhea.
40.   --- in the wind; making futile efforts, or speaking futilely.

DOWN

1.   To be ---- off; to be upset or angry.
2.   Never shit a ----; never con a con-man.
3.   Opposite of "fuckee."
4.   Semen (noun); to ejaculate (verb).
5.   That is (Latin abbrev.).
6.   What an ass----!
7.   Don't disturb him; he's ---- now.
8.   Liquid before ejaculation.
10.   Menstruation.
12.   Oedipus.
14.   Street (abbrev.).
17.   Son -- a bitch.
19.   What 26 across call their leader.
21.   Sleeping places.
22.   Sycophant; e.g., Republican politicians when dealing with the rich.
23.   ---- Nixon; male organ.
24.   Inquire.
26.   American automobile.
27.   Opposite of "clack".
29.   Smegma.
30.   What some people can never get enough of.
32.   Flightless bird.
36.   Distress signal.
37.   My ---- runneth over.
38.   Buttocks; opposite of "can't".

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